May 28, 2020
Showmanship! That's what it's all about, Harvey, honey! AND YOU AIN'T GOT IT! Wait... what?
It's okay folks, the emergency is over. A man-child trapeze artist is here, it's all going to be fine.
Batman confirms that this all takes place within Han Solo's carbonite fever dream - sans whip.
Like a lion eating hummus,...
May 27, 2020
Bruce slips away to change costume once again like he's Marilyn Manson. Most importantly, he's informed Alfred of the IMMINENT DANGER EVERYBODY IS IN!
The bifurcated one must learn patience - Harvey rash move is disrupting the grand plan. Nygma is most displeased! He's going to be even more displeased next, as Batman...
May 25, 2020
Bruce brain break-in! The cortex is compromised! Meanwhile, the Two-Tonne Gang burst onto the scene, with added Spice! Two Face didn't get the memo - he's going full method with this ruse. Bruce manages to shake things and spring into action in the coolest fashion in cinema history.
Here to try to complete the Golden...
May 23, 2020
They gab now? They gab now!
May 22, 2020
Sugar is onto our hero, the Lurkmaster General! Bruce's excuse? He wants to figure out how to switch this Box off. Good cover, dude. Smart.
Sneaking backstage affords Mr Wayne the chance to give this thing a test drive. GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR DREAMS, YOU FOOL!
Concluding her beat this week is the master of mythology,...