Jun 7, 2023
Batman turns into King Perv as he spies on his lady love... via binoculars. From behind the grotesques. How sexy.
As Andrea and the slime ball have their dinner date we then go all wavy-wavy and venture back to the past once more! A Bruce booty shot introduces us to THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!
The next episode follows on...
Jun 5, 2023
Batman foolishly gives the game away about his real identity, brooding over his parents grave WHILE IN COSTUME. Smart plan there dude. Real clever...
Andrea, who seemingly lives at the graveyard, pops up yet again and has another chat with her dead ma.
Later on she cleans herself up and heads for a swanky meal...
Jun 2, 2023
Gordon INSISTS that The Batman does not kill, so he can’t have bumped Bronski off! Can he really be so sure? Best sweep the desk of papers to drive the point home regardless!
Jim doesn’t try to STOP the team from arresting Batman, he just washes his hands of it. He Pontius Pilates the situation.
To the graveyard the...
May 31, 2023
The goons find what’s left of Big Bad Bronski. Oh man, that can't be pretty... think 'mashed potatoes'. In the distance these guys spy The Phantasm… though they think that it’s DA BAT! Mistaken identity is a terrible thing...
The next morning, one Sal Valestra sees this tale in the local rag and nearly has a heart...
May 29, 2023
Bronski’s Bozos leap into action to save their screaming superior. While fleeing the Phantasm, Bronski falls victim to one of the classic blunders - he falls down a recently opened up grave. We've all done it, right? That old one, eh?
Deep in the ground, Bronski awaits the crushing blow of the divine...
The next...