May 28, 2020
Showmanship! That's what it's all about, Harvey, honey! AND YOU AIN'T GOT IT! Wait... what?
It's okay folks, the emergency is over. A man-child trapeze artist is here, it's all going to be fine.
Batman confirms that this all takes place within Han Solo's carbonite fever dream - sans whip.
Like a lion eating hummus,...
May 27, 2020
Bruce slips away to change costume once again like he's Marilyn Manson. Most importantly, he's informed Alfred of the IMMINENT DANGER EVERYBODY IS IN!
The bifurcated one must learn patience - Harvey rash move is disrupting the grand plan. Nygma is most displeased! He's going to be even more displeased next, as Batman...